Ben doesn’t ride the crypto rollercoaster alone, he’s got a squad of equally chaotic (and sometimes clueless) friends. Who ALL also look up to G. Dollars - G’s not a Crypto Rookie like us, he’s the real deal, the real MVP here.
Meet the gang:
HODL Harry (The Diamond Hands)
Experience: 3 years in crypto
Personality: Calm, logical, unshakable
Motto: “Just zoom out”
Strengths: Actually understands technical analysis, never panics
Weaknesses: Never takes profits, refuses to sell even during a market crash
Harry is Ben’s go-to guy when things go south. While Ben panics over price dips, Harry just shrugs and says, “This is normal, bro.”
FOMO Frankie (The Impulsive One)
Experience: 2 months (but thinks he’s an expert)
Personality: Overconfident, always chasing the next moonshot
Motto: “If it’s not pumping, I’m not buying.”
Strengths: Finds new projects early
Weaknesses: Always buys at the top, panic sells at the bottom
Frankie is even worse than Ben when it comes to FOMO. If a coin is trending, he’s all in until it dips 20%, then he’s all out.
DCA Danny (The Sensible Investor)
Experience: 5 years in crypto
Personality: Patient, methodical, risk-averse
Motto: “Slow and steady wins the race”
Strengths: Always buying dips, never over leverages
Weaknesses: Too cautious, misses out on hype pumps
Danny is the only responsible one in the group. He tells Ben and Frankie to stop chasing pumps and start dollar-cost averaging. We never listen.
Rug-pull Ricky (The Walking Red Flag)
Experience: “Trust me, bro”
Personality: Shady, always pitching the next 1000x project
Motto: “Bro, I got insider info”
Strengths: Somehow always finds new meme coins early
Weaknesses: 99% of his picks end up being scams
Every time Ricky messages the group chat, someone loses money. He’s always got a “guaranteed moonshot”, but it magically crashes the moment everyone buys in.
Together, these four make up Ben’s crypto inner circle - a mix of HODLers, gamblers, and walking financial disasters. No matter what happens, they’re in it for the ride.
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