What’s up, degens? It’s your boy Ben Bags, coming at you straight from the chaos we call crypto Telegram.
If you’ve ever been in a crypto TG group, you already know—it’s not for the weak. It’s a jungle out there. One minute it’s “WAGMI,” the next it’s “devs are dumping on us,” and someone’s always asking, “wen marketing?”
But let’s be real—Telegram is where the magic happens. It’s where I found $STB, where I made friends who share the same degen energy, and where I spend way too much time trying to convince myself (and everyone else) that we’re “one pump away.”
Here’s what I’ve learned from the wild world of crypto Telegram:
1. There’s Always That One Guy Who Knows Everything
Every group has that guy—you know, the one posting 50 charts a day and claiming they called every top and bottom. Do they actually know anything? Who knows. But they’re entertaining.
2. FUDders Will FUD, and Shillers Will Shill
One person is screaming that the project is dead. Another is spamming “Buy now or cry later!” Both could be wrong, but hey, that’s the Telegram experience.
3. Memes are the Real Alpha
Forget whitepapers—if a project’s meme game is strong, it’s got potential. The $STB memes? Next level. If you haven’t seen me Photoshopped onto a rocket, are you even in the group?
4. DYOR, Always
In between the moon emojis and “gm” spam, there’s real alpha. But for every gem, there’s a thousand rugs. Stay sharp. Do. Your. Own. Research.
5. The Best Part? The Community
Yeah, it’s madness. But it’s our madness. Where else can you panic sell together, FOMO together, and cope together when the market tanks?
Shameless plug: If you’re not in the $STB Telegram, what are you even doing? We’ve got memes, alpha, and the best degens in the game. Plus, you get to watch me live out my “almost making it” journey daily.
So, if you’re brave enough for 24/7 crypto chaos, I’ll see you in the chats. Just don’t ask me “wen moon?”—I’m still trying to figure that out myself.
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